Posted by admin | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 30-06-2002
Tags: baby, cute, girl, photo, pink
Jokes & CHILDREN BIRTHDAY HUMOR SATIRE CHILD-hilarious, babies, infants HUMOR
(Based on the author's site www.geocities.com / bdyjks)
It's pretty amazing how humor can be a child, what comic satirical situation can still arise with children in these hilarious birthdays and children, babies and toddlers jokes ...
When the girl returned from the birthday party of his friend, his mother asked him if she thanked the hostess of the party before leaving. "No" said the little girl, "The person before me did, and the mother of my friend said: "Do not tell me that is so, I do not ..."
"So what are we, boy or girl? asked one twin baby and "know how I know," said another, and disappears under the sheets, then reappeared, and said "I am a boy, and you are a girl. "" O-oh, how clever you are! "cried the little girl:" How could you say!? "and the baby boy said proudly: "Oh, it was easy to say and I wear blue shoes and you wear pink ..."
An old man asked a young boy if he could see on the road. The boy crossed the road, stood on the sidewalk, turned toward him, shouting: "Yes .. I can ..."
The little girl threw pieces of bread to a bird zoo, and when the bird turned to her for more, she asked her mother what bird it was. Said it was a stork, the little girl was so excited: "O-oh .. he must have recognized me .."
The boy came to the race and excited said he had sold the cat to £ 10,000. "Ooh ..." asked his father: "They paid by check?" "Non." Replied the boy, I had two kittens at £ 5,000 it ... "
"Have you put an ad. In the local paper about your lost dog ..? "Asked a male friend." Do not be silly .. "he said," My dog can not read ... "
The little girl, before going to bed, said his prayer: "... God, please make bad people good. " She added: "And very nice people ..."
"Yeah!" the boy bragged to his friends: "I jumped a girl the other day, I sit on the ground, pulled up her skirt, tore off her stockings, grabbed his pants .. and tore the elastic for my catapult! "
"My uncle will not arrive today," said the mother, having been called new, "He missed the train today and will begin at the same time tomorrow." "Oh, my God!" remarked the little girl, "he will fail again is not it, if it starts at the same time ...!?"
An anecdote about his childhood in fat rather eldest son, teacher and thinker of the late Orhan Seyfi Ari: "Other children grow vertically, horizontally mine!"
"How did you get that black eye!? cried the mother of the boy. "You told me good boys do not fight, he said," but we fought back! .. "
"You ask so many questions, I can not know the answers to all these" exclaimed a bit tired, a parent, "Do you know what would have happened if I had asked my parents, as many questions as you do!? "Thought of the Child then replied: "You might know the answers ..? "
"Thanks, my aunt said the girl as she opened his gift Birthday: "I always wanted a nice cushion .. pin, but not much ... "
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